... A friend went undercover on her own to some asshole's mansion as a potential "bride" for him so she could find out some important intel. The asshole's more dangerous than she knew, though, so we... followed. But the only way inside was if you were an approved potential bride for him.
[ this doesn't sound less stupid when he says it out loud. ]
no subject
[ this doesn't sound less stupid when he says it out loud. ]