catchall rupert

[skyagain]

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[agleam]

Hahahaha! Gun for an arm? I'd be able to dodge that easily!

[skyagain]

You can dodge bullets?

[agleam]

Obviously! Haven't you been paying attention? Hahahaha!

[skyagain]

Must've missed it. How about you demonstrate that speed right now?

[agleam]

[there's like a split second where he looks into the middle distance before he stops and answers]

Be my guest! I can handle myself, and I'll handle this too!

[skyagain]

[ he moves into further into the closet and grabs some like. idk. decorative bells. this is a costume closet. ]

Let's see that then. [ >:3 he throws one at rupert ]

[agleam]

[unfortunately i rolled an 18, so he manages to duck away from it.]

Hahahahaha! See?!

[skyagain]

Pretty impressive. Can you handle more?

[ he is just using this as an excuse to throw a bunch of bells at rupert now ]

[agleam]

[i could roll several d20s but i'm making the executive decision that one of them hits him in the head]

OW!!

[skyagain]

[ he wasn't even throwing them that hard but his shoulders are shaking a little like he's holding back a laugh ]

Yeah, you're good alright.

[agleam]

—Are you laughing at me?!

[skyagain]

I don't laugh.

[ so obviously? no? ]

[agleam]

Don't lie to me! I saw you! And don't laugh at me, either!

[skyagain]

You saw me, or you heard me? Because laughs are usually a thing you hear more than see.

[ now he's definitely just being a shithead ]

[agleam]

I'm not stupid! I know what you were doing!

[skyagain]

Throwing bells at you? Yeah. Wasn't hiding it.

[agleam]

That's not what I f...

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That's not what I meant!

[skyagain]

You scared to say fucking?

[ thanks rupert after the week of memories he's had this is HILARIOUS ]

[agleam]

I'm not scared of anything!! Don't tell me what to say!

[skyagain]

You're free to say and wear whatever you want. [ he tilts his head ] Kinda sound like Lepus like this.

[agleam]

[he, like. visibly wilts and rips off the hat.]

Thank you. Also, sorry? But not that sorry! You didn't have to throw things at me!

[skyagain]

Sorry. Wasn't sure if you needed me to guess, or play along.

[ he doesn't sound sorry ]

[agleam]

I feel like playing along definitely did not need to involve throwing things at me! But thanks.

[skyagain]

They were just bells.

[ 0 regrets ]

Is this for that thing you said might be helpful later?

[agleam]

No, something else that will hopefully also be helpful later.