skyagain | catchall yuri

Sorry no one in the Realm were cannibals.

Again --- now you're just showing off.

Am I?

Not everyone gets to solve murders in a cannibal-free environment.

[ check your privilege, sir. ]

We're still debating whether that's the case here, so I wouldn't call it showing off.

I guess we'll find out. As long as they don't involve chocolate, then I'll deal.

Say that again after if there's any meat pie involved.

I'm never eating a meat pie again.

You and me both.

[ yuck ]