catchall molly

[skyagain]

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[skyagain]

Don't start the butthole thing again. [ it is one of the only things he remembers from his trial. it's fine. ] So... cannibal, but you guys thought maybe the cannibal had a sweet tooth?

[headmt]

I ... have no idea what we thought. We definitely did not get that one right.

[skyagain]

I can believe that, if you thought he was chocolate. [ just. why. he shakes his head ] The dreams aren't totally accurate. Hopefully the meat pie part is just ... a metaphor.

[headmt]

I asked about what happened to you, the staff said to not expect it again. Lucky one time turn of events.

[skyagain]

Yeah. I asked the same thing. [ he sighs ] I don't know how truthful they're being about it, though. A lot of "dead people should be dead" talk from Aquila when half the people here died at one point or another already.

But I wouldn't count on it happening again anyway.

[headmt]

[ yeah well [redacted] just be like that ]

That is a pretty silly position to take considering half of us have dug our way out of a grave even before all this nonsense started and now even more of us are well on the way!

[skyagain]

Yeah. Acted like they'd never even heard the possibility. [ he sounds very tired. ] The most likely answer to me is it might've been someone with a role or an item that got lucky. Because it wasn't anything I did, and I doubt the Nightman gives a shit about me staying alive.

[headmt]

I get the impression it's ... entertainment, at the core. Someone coming back to life dramatically is certainly entertaining?

[skyagain]

Wouldn't that be the kind of shit that's more entertaining later?

[ like in a horror movie where a guy you thought died early comes back and is the main villain ]

[headmt]

Fuck if I know. I'm not a writer, I'm only just now learning to read!

[ staples cloud to life ]

[skyagain]

[ KILL ME!!! ]

This is why I hate stories. [ he sighs ] Whatever the how, they're probably right that it won't happen again. Even if there is a body for us to look at tomorrow.

[ meat pies... ]

[headmt]

What, like ... all stories? Seems a hard line in the sand. Every story?

[skyagain]

... Hyperbole.

[ he wasn't serious!! ]

[headmt]

Just seems like you hate a lot of things and don't enjoy much! I worry!

[ reaching over to pat him on the face. ]

Too young to be such a grandfather.

[skyagain]

[ waves his hand off, offended ]

Grandfather? [ rude!! ] I like things.

[headmt]

Such as? Name three.

[skyagain]

Not you right now. [ this isn't proving the point but he sighs ] ... Driving a bike. Fighting. Darts.

[ cloud, please ]

[headmt]

You like me plenty.

[ does he ... ? ]


Anyway, those are all fine things to like! Good answers.

[skyagain]

Yay.

[ :|

he does like molly fine. spoilers ]

[headmt]

That said, I have no idea what a bike is.

[skyagain]

... You don't have motorcycles?

[headmt]

I know what a motor is! And a cycle. Or the concept of one. Like a year? Not really picturing what the two of those things together are?

[skyagain]

... You ever learn what cars are?

[headmt]

[ Oh! This he brightens up at. ]

Yeah. The thing Takeru wanted to drive.

[skyagain]

... It's sort of like that, but on two wheels and open?

[ he has no idea how much takeru told molly about cars. or his giant dick ]