Well, we found a lot of chocolate bars and we couldn't figure out where the body had gone, so we figure, okay, somehow someone turned this guy into chocolate, but twist! It turns out some fucked up fellow had sat there and eaten an entire man in one might, butthole and all. No trace left behind.
Don't start the butthole thing again. [ it is one of the only things he remembers from his trial. it's fine. ] So... cannibal, but you guys thought maybe the cannibal had a sweet tooth?
I can believe that, if you thought he was chocolate. [ just. why. he shakes his head ] The dreams aren't totally accurate. Hopefully the meat pie part is just ... a metaphor.
Yeah. I asked the same thing. [ he sighs ] I don't know how truthful they're being about it, though. A lot of "dead people should be dead" talk from Aquila when half the people here died at one point or another already.
But I wouldn't count on it happening again anyway.
That is a pretty silly position to take considering half of us have dug our way out of a grave even before all this nonsense started and now even more of us are well on the way!
Yeah. Acted like they'd never even heard the possibility. [ he sounds very tired. ] The most likely answer to me is it might've been someone with a role or an item that got lucky. Because it wasn't anything I did, and I doubt the Nightman gives a shit about me staying alive.
This is why I hate stories. [ he sighs ] Whatever the how, they're probably right that it won't happen again. Even if there is a body for us to look at tomorrow.
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[ you know what's hilarious. cloud's had the dream once, then died, then had the dream again. next week! kill me. ]
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Fuck I hope no one was eaten. We are so bad at solving those.
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Why are you saying that like it's happened before?
[ he knows why. he just. he hates it? he hates this. ]
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But I wouldn't count on it happening again anyway.
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That is a pretty silly position to take considering half of us have dug our way out of a grave even before all this nonsense started and now even more of us are well on the way!
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[ like in a horror movie where a guy you thought died early comes back and is the main villain ]
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[ staples cloud to life ]
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This is why I hate stories. [ he sighs ] Whatever the how, they're probably right that it won't happen again. Even if there is a body for us to look at tomorrow.
[ meat pies... ]
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[ he wasn't serious!! ]
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[ reaching over to pat him on the face. ]
Too young to be such a grandfather.
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Grandfather? [ rude!! ] I like things.
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[ cloud, please ]
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[ does he ... ? ]
Anyway, those are all fine things to like! Good answers.
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[ :|
he does like molly fine. spoilers ]
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