catchall rupert

[skyagain]

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[skyagain]

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Even if you did, I can't remember which one we came in from.

[ this hallway. is the same. the entire time. ]

They're not exactly labelled.

[agleam]

And it seems like a kiiiinda bad idea to open one to check if it's the same.

[skyagain]

Yeah. Pretty sure we'd get a new messed up experience.

[ so here they are. two idiots with bite marks in a hallway. ]

[agleam]

[math lady meme]

...Maybe we could still leave a note, but just say that we don't know exactly which door it was so maybe nobody should open any of these doors because bad things might happen?

[skyagain]

If the Realm was any indication, if we leave a note, everyone's a lot more likely to open doors then.

[agleam]

...So it's probably going to happen either way, then, is what you're thinking?

[skyagain]

Yeah, since we don't actually know where it happened.

[ god. fuck. darn it. ]

The bites aren't poisonous, but... Maybe we write down one of the rooms has a snake with pasta? Least they won't be as surprised when they go in anyway.

[agleam]

Yeah. Like... Careful, there's a snake who will offer you pasta in one of these rooms, if you don't eat it they'll bite you but we don't know what'll happen if you do eat it so still be careful?

[that is so long]

[skyagain]

... There any way to make that shorter?

[ and make it sound less stupid. ]

[agleam]

...There's a snake with pasta somewhere, if you don't eat it they'll bite you but we don't know what'll happen otherwise so be careful?

[no, still long and still stupid]

[skyagain]

... The more we say it, the stupider it sounds.

[agleam]

Do you have any better ideas?

[skyagain]

... "Warning: the snake bites"?

[ THAT'S TOO CRYPTIC ]

[agleam]

Maybe we could tack on "if you don't eat pasta" to the end?

[they are so bad at this.]

[skyagain]

... Yeah, that's probably fine.

[ "it eats the pasta or it gets the snake bite again" is not an option, but it's basically what they are putting down. idiots. ]

[agleam]

Cool. Do you want me to grab one of the notepad pages in my room?

[for their horrible sign.]

[skyagain]

Sure. We can tape it to the start of the hallway. It'll at least stand as a warning.

[ will it. ]

[agleam]

[off to his room they go... lazily pastes from my app again

when he opens the door, cloud will see that the walls and floor (pretend there's no bookcase in this picture but everything else is there,) are made of stone. somehow, it doesn't feel cold despite that, though that might be due to the warmth emanating from the fireplace. though the flames that flicker there aren't real, they still give off heat. similarly, the flames on the sources of light don't appear to be real. the rest of the light in the room comes from the window resting just above his desk, which always shows a field of wildflowers.

his bed sits on a thick rug, with more than a couple pillows resting near the headboard. A few feet away is an armoir, and a decoration on the wall (it's easy to tell the swords are not real). there's also a sofa near a bookcase. the spines of the fake books contained on the shelf seem to vary between books about history, politics, adventure novels, fairy tales, and mythology. the clock sitting on the wall makes a soft ticking noise every so often, adding to the noise of the crackling fireplace. a woven tapestry sits on the wall above the fireplace.

also, porridge is curled up and sleeping on the bed! hello tiny dragon.]

[skyagain]

[ you guys put so much effort into these rooms and i was like "you are all lucky i am even giving cloud a real bed"

anyway, cloud is not too nosy, so he just gives the room a cursory glance, but. dragon? a dragon?? ]

... That your pet?

[ this is much cooler than a cat ]

[agleam]

[i'm addicted to pinterest unfortunately

but he grins, nodding.]

He's my friend, too! His name is Porridge.

[skyagain]

... Porridge.

[ looks at. the dragon. it might be a baby but this still feels. disrespectful? ]

Why... that?

[agleam]

Oh. After I met him, I suggested a bunch of names and he only stopped snarling at me when I said that one. So you could say he picked it himself!

[skyagain]

... I guess that's... fine?

[ he is thinking all the other names must've been terrible. he stares at porridge some more but makes no move to approach. this is not because he is scared, this is because animals are part of the group of people who think his charisma is sometimes 2 and sometimes 20. ]

[agleam]

Why wouldn't it be?

[after noticing him staring:]

You can pet him, if you want.

[skyagain]

... Probably a bad idea. I don't have the best track record with pets.