catchall rupert

[skyagain]

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[skyagain]

Could be they think it'll be more entertaining if we've done it all before. It sounds to me like they might've seen what happened to us the first time around. Or... the second, in some cases.

[ third timers rip ]

[agleam]

Yeah... If they think it's entertaining to see us deal with that kind of thing, you might have a point.

[gesturing towards the olive garden snake room they both just suffered in]

[skyagain]

[ he looks back at the snake door ]

... Seriously, why noodles?

[ do snakes eat noodles. ]

[agleam]

Apparently they gave it pasta for its birthday so it wouldn't kill them all?

[but, that being said,]

If we're going to move on to the logic behind the snake wanting and subsequently being appeased by pasta, though, I'm immediately coming up empty.

[skyagain]

... It seems like kind of a lousy birthday present to me.

[ and he hasn't had a birthday celebration in like 7 years ]

Maybe that's why it was so mad.

[agleam]

Ohhhh, like - it wanted us to eat it so it didn't have to? Maybe.

[skyagain]

Who knows. Maybe finishing all the pasta frees it to go terrorize other places.

[ maybe it's a gag, cloud. maybe it's just an all you can eat pasta gag. ]

[agleam]

Then I guess we made the right choice...?

[no this is clearly a much deeper snake conspiracy]

[skyagain]

It might've bitten us, but we did get out. Sounds like not the worst one, at least.

[ it is absolutely a snake conspiracy theory ]

We might want to tell the others to watch out for it. [ looks... around the hallway. and. frowns. ] ... Do you remember which door it was?

[agleam]

Uh...

[there are so many doors, please hold.]

[skyagain]

...

Did we even come out the same door we came in...?

[ HELP ]

[agleam]

I was, uh... Not paying the best attention when I got sent back out, gonna be honest.

[due to the snake conspiracy (snonspiracy)]

[skyagain]

...

Even if you did, I can't remember which one we came in from.

[ this hallway. is the same. the entire time. ]

They're not exactly labelled.

[agleam]

And it seems like a kiiiinda bad idea to open one to check if it's the same.

[skyagain]

Yeah. Pretty sure we'd get a new messed up experience.

[ so here they are. two idiots with bite marks in a hallway. ]

[agleam]

[math lady meme]

...Maybe we could still leave a note, but just say that we don't know exactly which door it was so maybe nobody should open any of these doors because bad things might happen?

[skyagain]

If the Realm was any indication, if we leave a note, everyone's a lot more likely to open doors then.

[agleam]

...So it's probably going to happen either way, then, is what you're thinking?

[skyagain]

Yeah, since we don't actually know where it happened.

[ god. fuck. darn it. ]

The bites aren't poisonous, but... Maybe we write down one of the rooms has a snake with pasta? Least they won't be as surprised when they go in anyway.

[agleam]

Yeah. Like... Careful, there's a snake who will offer you pasta in one of these rooms, if you don't eat it they'll bite you but we don't know what'll happen if you do eat it so still be careful?

[that is so long]

[skyagain]

... There any way to make that shorter?

[ and make it sound less stupid. ]

[agleam]

...There's a snake with pasta somewhere, if you don't eat it they'll bite you but we don't know what'll happen otherwise so be careful?

[no, still long and still stupid]

[skyagain]

... The more we say it, the stupider it sounds.

[agleam]

Do you have any better ideas?

[skyagain]

... "Warning: the snake bites"?

[ THAT'S TOO CRYPTIC ]